|40 Years on an Iceberg
40 years on an Iceberg
over the ocean wide
nothing to wear but jammies
nothing to do but slide
the air was cold and frosty
the frost began to bite
I had to hug a polar bear to keep me warm at night!
| Little Red Wagon
You can't ride in my little red wagon.
The back seat's broken and the axel's draggin'.
Chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga
Second verse, same as the first, but a whole lot louder and a whole lot worse. (repeat above)
Chester (touch chest) have you heard (touch ear) about Harry (pat top of head)? Just got back (pat back) from the army (grab arm, then point at self) I (point at eye) hear (tug ear) he knows (touch nose) how to wear his clothes (tug at shirt) Hip-hip (pat hip) hooray (raise arm, hand in fist) for the army (grab arm, point at self)!
Hermie the Worm
Sittin' on a fence post
Chewin' my bubble gum (Chew, Chew, Chew, Chew)
Playing with my yo-yo (Whew, Whew)
When along came Hermie the Worm, He was (this) big.
I said Hermie, What happened?
I ate breakfast
Repeat with meal changing to lunch, then dinner, then dessert. Each time, make a bigger gesture for the size of Hermie. On the last time, Hermie is tiny again, and when asked what happened, say "I burped, Excuse me!" |
Little Piece of Tin I;m a little piece of tin, nobody knows what shape I'm in. I've got four wheeels and a running board. I'm not a Chevy, I'm not a Ford. Honk! Honk! Rattle! Rattle! Rattle! Crash! Beep! Beep! Honk! Honk! Rattle! Rattle! Rattle! Crash! Beep! Beep! Honk! Honk! Repeat song getting faster each time.
Boom-Chick-A-Boom I said a boom-chick-a-boom (REPEAT) I said a boom-chick-a-boom (REPEAT) I said a boom-chick-a-rocka, chick-a-rocka-, chick-a-boom (REPEAT) Uh, huh (REPEAT) Oh, yeah! (REPEAT) One more time (REPEAT) ____ style This can be done in many ways, valley girl stlye, janitor style, surfer style, fast slow etc...
The Princess Pat, lived in a tree. She sailed across, the 7 seas. She sailed across the channel 2 and she took with her, a rig of Bamboo. A Rig of Bamboo, Now what is that? It's something made, by the Princess Pat. It's red and gold, and purple too. That's why it's called a Rig of Bamboo. Now Captin Jack has a might fine crew. They sailed across the Channel 2, but his shipo sank and yours will too, if you dont take a Rig of Bamboo.
Shark Song |
Baby Shark doo doo doot doot doot doo Baby Shark doo doo doot doot doot doo Baby Shark doo doo doot doot doot doo Baby Shark Mama shark... Daddy Shark Grandpa Shark
Nursery Rhyme Rap
Chorus: Hump-de-dump, hump, hump-de-dumpty dumpty (REPEAT) Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, all the Kings Hourses and all the Kings men said, "Ooh!, Ain't that Funky now?" Chorus Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown and said, "Ooh!, Ain't that Funky now?" Chorus Insert any nursery Rhyme followed by "Ooh!, Ain't that Funky now?"
The Sock Song|
I know (name) don't wear no socks --A ding-dong I was there when he/she (ripped them off, tore them off, bit them off etc...) --A ding-dong He/She threw them (choose a place-- in the sky, ocean, bed, tree etc...)--A ding-dong And (choose somthing that rhymes with the previous verse) Ex: She through them in the sky, no the birds refuse to fly. --A ding-dong dong dong dong a ding-dong dong dong dong a ding-dong
Little Sally/Sammy Walker
Little Sally Walker walking down the street, she didn't know what to do, so she stopped in front of me and said, Hey girl do your thing, do you thing, do your thing. Hey girl do your thing, do your thing now stop." (For males, use Sammy)
The Button Factory
Hi, My name is Joe, and I work in a button Factory. I have a wife and three kids, One day my boss came up to me and said "Are you busy Joe?" I said, "No!" "Then push this button with your right hand." Left Hand Right Foot Left Foot Nose...etc... "So are you busy Joe?" I said, "Yes"